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Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.


You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit and tell others to eat shit.


Some people know their shit, while others can’t tell the difference between shit and brasso.


There are lucky shits, dumb shits and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit.


You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,(or duck when the shit hits the fan).

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit and some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit and there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it’s the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don’t need to know anything else!!

Well, Shit, it’s time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without any shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head……….

Well,
Shit Happens!!!

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lavis-h:

infinityhoes:

coconut-islands:

pureindie:

c-alifornian-paradise:
R.I.P daddy, hope your proud of me:(
r-a-s-c-a-l-l-y:

suckmyjanoskians:

fyeahbeaubrooks:

luke-beau-jai-daniel-james:

tran-quil-i-ty:

stu-dded:

dadda

love you daddy. I miss you, I hope I’m making you proud R.I.P

he argues with e, fights with me, yells at me, calls me names, but I still love you daddy.

anyone who doesn’t reblog this should unfollow me, I’d do anything to have my dad back, don’t take yours for granted. I will see you again one day dad, there’s not a minute that goes by where I don’t think about you, I love and miss you so much. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

^^^ exactly. i miss you dadddy. <3

i love my daddy

I’d do anything to have him right here next to me.
I could never have asked for a better dad. He’s the only man I’ll truly love.

I love you so much dad xoxoxoox <3

i love, adore and cherish you daddddy

my dads hates me, but i still love him & miss him everyday, x

lavis-h:

infinityhoes:

coconut-islands:

pureindie:

c-alifornian-paradise:

R.I.P daddy, hope your proud of me:(

r-a-s-c-a-l-l-y:

suckmyjanoskians:

fyeahbeaubrooks:

luke-beau-jai-daniel-james:

tran-quil-i-ty:

stu-dded:

dadda

love you daddy. I miss you, I hope I’m making you proud R.I.P

he argues with e, fights with me, yells at me, calls me names, but I still love you daddy.

anyone who doesn’t reblog this should unfollow me, I’d do anything to have my dad back, don’t take yours for granted. I will see you again one day dad, there’s not a minute that goes by where I don’t think about you, I love and miss you so much. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

^^^ exactly. i miss you dadddy. <3

i love my daddy

I’d do anything to have him right here next to me.

I could never have asked for a better dad. He’s the only man I’ll truly love.

I love you so much dad xoxoxoox <3

i love, adore and cherish you daddddy

my dads hates me, but i still love him & miss him everyday, x

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